The Fastest Tentacle in the West

GENCON 50 - 2017

Characters and Background

Background

Townsfolk O’Note

Well listen-up ya greenhorns! You clasp your eyes on me, or you'll be plum outta luck. There's a heap 'o trouble coming out of the F'tang Indian Nation! A two headed calf was birthed last week, and old Jeb got plucked away by something in the dead of the night. All of this since that shoot'in star come down by the Devil's Hill. That thar Lovecraft kid is given us a case of he lathers with all his questions. Well now, the Sheriff is looking to put together a posse to get the low down and put things square. If you reckon you got he goods, go see Old Jay at the Pokie. Worse yet, some young’ins is miss’in.  Your first tall order will be find’en them youngsters.  Well don’t just stand there gawkin.  You’re burn’in daylight!!!

Jay Obrien - Sheriff Mary - Wife and pianist Sally, Bruce, and Shamus - Kids Dusty Jones- Proprietor Dew Drop Inn Violet - Wife and bartender Keith and Jimbo - Kids Linda Calhoun - Shopkeep Mining and Hunting Supplies Kat and Kelly - Kids Sven Olson - Blacksmith Helga - Wife Sven - Kid Bettina Stockwell - Wagoneer and Coach John Smith - Livery and Tanner Denise - Wife

Herbert "Dakota" West - Doc Amy - wife and nurse Edward Muir - Distiller Magda - Wife Edward, John, Phineas, Tremir - kids Daniel Phillips-Lovecraft - Gustov's General Store Emily - Wife Howard - Kid Judge Ganzler - Courthouse Lurch, Larry, Moe, and Shemp - Government Workers Captain Lou Garretts, Lt Leslie Clark, Lt Brad Jones, Sgt Dan Jones, and a host of soldiers - Fort Schneider Chief Yadarga - Pawnee Chief